|1 week ago +241,421 notes|
I fell for erik like you fall asleep; slowly, then he shot me in the spine
|1 week ago +35,748 notes|
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
|1 week ago +537,092 notes|
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
|1 week ago +282,193 notes|
i might be an annoying piece of shit but atleast i don’t add ‘THIS’ to a text post
|1 week ago +171 notes|
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
|1 week ago +279,425 notes|
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
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